its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
NoShamevember. You game?
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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