Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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