why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
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hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
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I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
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