theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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