you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
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I understand Curling. That high.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
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That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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