We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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