Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
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True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
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He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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