Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Mike is offhisass drunk and just sat down next to my sister and said "If you gained 30 pounds and stopped reading poetry, I would be attracted to you. Now, your little sister, attractive, even though she's basically the same person as you- she just pulls it off better because she's 15."
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
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I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
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This is my gift to your gina
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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