so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
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