I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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