so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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