only you would photoshop your dick
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
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Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
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True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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