is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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