I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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