You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
im drinking this country out of the recession.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
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Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
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Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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