if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
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