ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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