office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
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