big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Randomize
