..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
Swine flu. Run for my life!
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
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