i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
We had sex on a dog bed..
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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