im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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