i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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