How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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