I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I would fuck him just for his dog
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
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