i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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