yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
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Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
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