don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
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A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
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Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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