Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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