So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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