In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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