Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
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Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
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Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
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