its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Randomize
