My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
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