I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
