I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I met the friendliest cop last night
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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