Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
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she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
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you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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