So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
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