she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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