you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Operation Purity has been aborted
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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