i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
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He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
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This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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