I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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