Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
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For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
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SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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