She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
bring money and cleavage
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
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