Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
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I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
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I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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