party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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