just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
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Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
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Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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