You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
We're too hungover to prance.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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