They should really pass out barf bags in church
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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