There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
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We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
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The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
They have beer where we have blood.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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