You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Randomize
