you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
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Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
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He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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