y did u give ur computer a hand job?
P.S. I can't hear my feet
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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