woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
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