Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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