Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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