yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
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You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
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My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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